Do I stink?

I know what this picture looks like. But despite what the wet spot on my bum looks like I am not struggling with potty training myself. I will give you the play by play of what happened. I was actually trying to be a good mom and was hanging up Jayben’s clothes in the closet and at the same time started cleaning out the clothes that were too small. So, I was reaching up into the closet and got this really cold sensation on my bum. And this is the result.

So, I took away the spray bottle and put it up in the closet where I thought I would be safe but as you can see, not so much. Jayben has mastered the ability to pull that stool anywhere in the house to reach what he cannot (or rather should not). Once he realized that I had caught him in the act, he amicably posed with the evidence in hand.

Jayben must really think I smell bad. Just yesterday he told me upon waking me up that something smelled like poop and it was my breath.