Why my life is never dull!

I realize that I did put this quote on the side under what the Whitesides are saying, however I feel the entire conversation is much more interesting.
Last night after watching "American Gladiators" the new edition, Ben is looking in the mirror and says, "I wish I was an American Gladiator!" But he didn't exactly stop there. I don't know what my expression was other than maybe surprise (and a small amount of laughter in my head). But he flexes his abs (which are as good as the picture above in reality) and gets a big smile and says "What if they did an American Gladiators for 5 foot and under and then I would be huge to them and I could fight off all the midgets!" I really laughed out loud at this point. Of course, I was kind of glad he said midgets (little people to be p.c.) because up until he said that I was picturing him against 12 year olds. But I think he was a little bit serious. So, I thought what would it be like if they had American Gladiators that were five foot and under? Pretty funny. Seriously, if Ben was the biggest one out there and he is 5'6" and 140 that would be stinking hilarious. Let me know what you think it would be like.