Got milk?

With the new addition coming, I have been watching A LOT of Discovery Health Channel. The other day I was watching something about having babies. I didn't think much of it even with Jayben in the room. I forgot how much kids absorb even when you think they are not even listening. So, this commercial comes on promoting breastfeeding. Jayben was immediately intrigued by the commercial and began asking questions.

Jayben: "Are we going to get that milk for our baby?"

Me: "Yes, we will try!"

Jayben: "Where do we get that milk?"

I paused because did I really want to explain that to a 4 year old. Just then toward the end of the 30 second commercial Jayben is shown. He looks at me, looks at my chest and asks "from those?"

Me: "Yes, that's where that good milk comes from. But we don't talk about it, ok."

Jayben: "Ok, mom."

Later that night we were eating dinner and I had made fettuccini alfredo. The sauce was rather thick and it had a very strong flavor. I was telling Ben that I should have added more milk to the sauce. Jayben was very excited and bursts out "ya, mom you can from your private parts!"

I was trying so hard not to laugh. Meanwhile, Ben being unaware of the earlier conversation was again telling Jayben that we don't talk about people's private parts. I had to admit that one was my bad.

CAUTION: Here is the commercial. You may want to keep curious kids away from this one.